Monday, 4 June 2012

The Boys Vol. 1. The Name of the Game.





The Boys Vol. 1. The Name of the Game.

Garth Ennis and Darick Robertson.



What, exactly, would you expect from a comic about five lethal rejects whose battle is to combat the world's biggest problem; superheroes? Well, I can tell you immediately that you are wrong.  Five anti-superhero's with nothing in common other than their quest to bring down 'the most dangerous force on Earth', grow into a strangely tender family sewn together by violence, revenge and ...just because. Oh, and don't forget the horny fuck-anything-that-walks pit bull, Terror.



I'm a Garth Ennis fan through and through, from the moment I discovered PREACHER and fell utterly in love with it. I think it's fair to say that among the things I look for in a comic, a lack of convention features pretty close to the top of the list. Lucky for me, there's nothing about The Boys that's conventional, or predictable or...for some comfortable.



If the prospect of five characters with moderately racist/ generally offensive names and traits trying to rid the world of spandex-wearing, mindless 'fucks' isn't to your liking, then I'd steer well clear of this beauty. Billy Butcher is a cockney geezer through and through, laced with a generous tot of 'I don't give a fuck' and a sprinkling of nutjob. His almost paternal (if your Dad's a merciless killer) 'Off you go, into the big, awful world' approach to initiating new boy Wee Hughie into the fold is where we join the  gang in this first volume. Thrown into the pit with very little in the way of formal introductions to his colleagues, Wee Hughie's got to work out what the hell is going on with these guys, who they are and what role he could possibly be expected to play in all of this. The circumstances under which Hughie was offered his new 'position' weren't exactly pleasant, which is where the bar was set for his journey into the thoroughly<em> unpleasant</em>.

Frenchie, our ever insightful, almost melancholic frog with a beautiful eloquence to his short temper provides the reason behind much of the debate. Though honestly, there's never much of a debate about anything The Boys do. There seems to be an unwritten rule and an unspoken flow to the horrors they commit. Unspoken particularly, is The Female. A seemingly ageless mute who's capacity to reign terror on all and any who'd be fool enough to cross her. Ironically, of them all, I'd say undoubtedly that it's The Female of The Boys who puts the willies up me the most. A total lack of explanation or emotion linking or driving her actions means she's' a total enigma. A question mark above a series of random clues. Quite the opposite then, to  our giant, Mother's Milk. Our black giant who's calculated, calm and very cool planning and execution of his...executions make him the final member of the team. Aside from Wee Hughie, this huge leather-clad beat of a man is the unlikely conscience of the group. The only one who questions their Boss' motives. It's his back story that I'm itching for, for that reason alone. What lets a man be a part of something so vicious while his Jimmeny Cricket is still whittering away in his ear?



Let's not forget about The Supes. Unconventional? All over again, Mr. Ennis. Never before have spandex suit and cape wearing crime fighters been ridiculed, chewed swallowed and shat out as much as in this book. The squeaky clean lifestyle of a gym-perfect torso saving a dame from a falling tower block? Sure. But you'll also get the flip side, that the so-called superhero is probably into gang rape, class -A's and bestiality...and that's just on his lunch break.

Despite the extremes that we encounter in this book, the characters, what they represent and how we perceive their actions brings up a few jolts of unexpected empathy. Whether is be the megalomanic dick-bag Supe who thinks every female on the planet's their for his cock-sucking pleasure, or the young an  naive, impressionable and confused new Supe who's fallen victim to the former's tricks...the fundamental issues that they present to us are real and ever-present in the world, our society, our lives.

You can rely on Garth Ennis to be brutal inhis truths which are delivered without apology by excellent writing and brought to life by the morbidly detailed and brilliant penning of Darick Robertson. I take great pleasure in being able to tell you that many a times, his panels have evoked "Urrrggghh shiiiiiit!" followed by a giggle of sincere delight.

You're not looking for happy endings or '*Insert butter-wouldn't-melt name here* saves the day!' type story lines are you? Of course not or you wouldn't have made it this far. Take my word for it and plunge yourself into this brilliant awfulness and too bad to be true(ness)

Come on, Terror!


Friday, 1 June 2012

Locke and Key Volume 1: Welcome to Lovecraft.



LOCKE AND KEY Vol. 1: Welcome to Lovecraft.

Joe Hill and Gabriel Rodriguez.

<em>An absolute masterpiece of gorgeously layered characters, stories and events.  A family is devastated by a freak event that shapes and dictates their futures in ways that even the darkest imagination couldn't conjure. Until Joe Hill, that is. Rarely is a story so gripping from the outset and rarely is fiction so relatable, so shocking and so real.


“Oh, god that sounds thoroughly delicious”. And then somehow…Locke and Key disappeared from my interest utterly by accident. It’s less than unusual for me to have anything fewer than 5 reads on the go at any given period, so it’s likely I just got lost in something else. Shamefully, it’s taken all of this time – the best part of 4 whole English years for me to pull my finger out, and into the pages of this delight.

Firstly, I must draw reader’s attention to the paperback cover of this particular volume which features the ‘key’ centrally in spot UV. Fans of graphic design and general aesthetic beauty will appreciate this immediately, as once you’ve seen it, you will too.

As soon as I turned to page the first the undeniable lushness of the art inside set my drool jets off. Do not pass GO. Do not collect £200. Just sit there in awe for a little while.  The last time I felt utterly disarmed by facking bad ass art was, I think Glenn Fabry’s Arseface in  Garth Ennis’ PREACHER. Well done and thank you, Gabriel Rodriguez. Thank you.

What you really want from stories in comics is something to care about; an emotional investment to carry and pique your interest. You also need a twist, the ol’ faithful trick of ‘keeping you guessing’. Then we need someone to die. Usually someone who’s been painted (or drawn) as a morally just and warm human being…so we miss ‘em when they’re gone. Welcome to Lovecraft covered alla those bases in the first twenty-five pages. By page 35 or so, we’re given details on the already shocking, straight outta left field ball we just got thrown…before we even knew which field we were ON.

One of the first characters we encounter makes me feel like I’ve been utterly knocked off my comfy chair and onto a rug made of 2 inch nails. Naked. Every character from there and before is so accurately representative of human emotion, that in itself would be sufficient in singing the praises of this amazing work, but that’s only one of its myriad brilliant layers. Jo Hill's masterful manner brings out the best and worst in society and every single one of us.



Ticking all the boxes in the first 60 pages for an undisputed work of art, does not in any way soften the punches that it packs throughout its entirety. The gift that keeps on giving? The series that absolutely never fails to give you exactly what you never even knew you needed…and this is only volume one.

Reminiscent of those episodes of Goosebumps that scared you the most. A little like Eerie Indiana if it was on at 10pm.The things that scared you as a kid that are the source of morbid fear as adults. Interdimentional play like the multiverses and timelines on Fringe with a generous helping of nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Locke and Key Welcome to Lovecraft grabbed me with both fists as soon as I walked through the door and is still leaving me with bruises as I walk through the next. So affecting, it’s infectious.